Fill your bottle with one hand while working with the other. Don’t bother washing your hands, they’ll return the merchandise you’re mailing out anyway.

/s if you really need it

HELL NAW BROTHER

I care and I think it’s neat! Show pictures!

ooof.

I wouldn’t elect you for any reason whatsoever.

Speak for yourself.

No no, world needs more lesbians. Lesbians are great.

Clair Obscur, a video game that has much of the world raptured in it over the last couple weeks.

It’s weird to see the Arc de Triomphe without the bit in the middle, busted and hovering in the air.

Cannot believe that’s an actual thought, but it’s honest.

Fake: no grown man can handle that much chocolate.

Gay: they’re shaped like dicks, a bit, and anon throated over three hundred of them

Chrono Trigger. Beaten hundreds of times on tens of devices. Short, sweet, doesn’t outstay its welcome but is always, always good.

Honestly, that’s a nuanced take on the nature of conversation. I’m sure you’ve got a good head, you’re just not a nerd like them.

My MRI results came back yesterday, indicating that my left lateral ventricle has stopped expanding and won’t rupture in the future, and my first thought was “oh, I get to endure this future now, but at least I have my wife.”

That’s right, I get the best possible news from my doctor and my first thought was mixed emotions because of the state of this fucking country.

I was denied my Gommage.

Edit: 40 year old trans woman, multiple stroke survivor

Yeah, it’s not a challenging case, they got the wrong guy. CEO shot himself cause he felt bad about what he did.

This kept happening, and was eventually responsible for a substantial portion of the events in Unsong.

And the number one word, the word Bender says more than any other:

^(drumroll)

ASS!

I think so, yes.

Best turtle, made even better. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Torkoal!