Also, pope Leo Trotsky

The people who are educated to do it properly are doctors, who refuse to do it against the will of the patient.
So those who do lethal injections for the death penalty don’t have the necessary education.
And the type of people who choose this job likely enjoy it when making people suffer, so they don’t even try to minimize it.

I actually forgot to tell her my name when I asked for her number.
I basically saved it and fled.

She’s smiling because of what the dog is doing with his tongue.

“Can I have your number? I’d understand if you give me a fake one”
worked on my wife.

The printing press. The monster’s blood would be spread out over 70000 newspapers.

Adam and Eve were the first humans.
They beget Cain and Abel.
Cain kills Abel.
Then he wanders around, meets his wife and builds a city ???
Most of the bible makes no sense, except in a symbolic way.

I just don’t understand how an app that’s primarily a chat can fail at notifications and searching through the chat log.

Try searching for something that was said in a chat last month.
Then follow what was said in reply.

Now as an admin, try to delete an image someone has shared with the team.
Or control who can create new teams.

But my biggest pet peeve, which annoys me literally every day, is how it shows a notification for a new message in your task bar.
You click on it, Teams opens how you left it, and you read the message.
But the notification stays. To get rid of it, you have to click on a different chat, then back on the one where the message was posted.

Next iteration will be “Copilot for Teams”.
Whenever you get a message, Copilot will auto-send an answer unless you click “no” in a popup without window decorations, showing a timer.
On Windows Pro, you can disable this with a registry key, but that resets with feature updates.

I don’t want to.

By “coexist” we mean being installed side by side with barely distinguishable icons, and when you try to log into the wrong one with the wrong type of Microsoft account (where the login mask looks exactly the same), it throws a helpful error message saying “this account does not exist”.

I’d bet money that more people currently live in caves than 20000 years ago.

Teams helps cooperation by uniting everyone in their shared hatred for Teams.

Is Microsoft planning to release a viable replacement at some point?

Fuck you for triggering that memory.
I can still hear the sounds he made.

I wouldn’t mind Trump becoming a saint tomorrow.

Damn, we have a celebrity here!

Will Lays corpos kidnap me from my country to drag me in front of a US court?
I mean, at this point, it wouldn’t surprise me. Just thought Disney would do it first.