I googled how to get rid of a giant Rat and it said to get a cat…

Jesus really does protect us.

Early to bed early to rise makes a woman hot sweat and sigh.

Catmate in 3 moves.

Because Ghost Dad keeps dressing Ghost Sun as a Ghost.

I prioritized Lying a long time ago and suddenly I can do anything.

I heard the next Update they are adding in crippling debt as his final move.

After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

Exactly l, you can monitor all the digital goods you want but the people who want privacy can always fall back to cash (technically they can track serial numbers but it’s nowhere near as invasive and can only be counted when it is spent with an untrusted source) they can turn off your banking account but they can’t turn off the cash you have buried in the back yard.

Getting rid of paper money sounds good on paper😏, but it’s genuinely a terrible Idea, It allows the government to track every single dollar you spend, right down to your totally legal weed your definitely smoking in Colorado. It would give the US government the surveillance capabilities of visa, Google and Facebook combined. Which is why I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet, the only thing I can think of is it would weaken the dollar to other countries, the US could just turn off an entire country organization or individual’s entire economy, China and any country remotely hostile would immediately dump the dollar.

Death to anything less than a dollar, while we’re at it let’s make $5, 10, $25, $50 coins get rid of the paper versions and make paper $500, $1000, and $1500, just shift everything up, then everyone named me is happy.

What do you do to play with your dog?

I have a squeaky.squeeeeeek

And what about your cat?

Oh, I can’t play with him until I pay Big Jimmie $200 for the meth.

“Obama/Biden were good for Europe”

Were they though? I mean really?

They convinced the entire western world to depend on them for military protection as America has been doing since the end of WWII, knowing full well that when push comes to shove they are still under the American government, and they used that Hard power to gain soft power in everything from trade to economics to diplomacy, the USA has been slowly accumulating power all while convincing Europe to disarm.

Trump is no more against Europe than the rest of the presidents he’s just an idiot who showed the mice the cheese in the trap.

Gotta say, for all y’all mocked the good ol US of A, you sure put a lot of faith in it. Trust to a fault.

A government is a collection of people working together to maintain power.

It does not include everyone because they simply do not need everyone, given the trillions of dollars they have they could easily afford to pay for as many people as they need if that was the most efficient use of their money, given they can increase to the size of the population under one unified cause we can assume a fragmented group of people with there own agendas would be a less effective force than the majority of stable government’s

WAR BAD.

How about this:

Violence is never a good solution but a necessary one and one any functioning government will prevent its populous from using against themselves or else they would no longer function as a a government so the best we can ask for is a government that does the least harm and considering we have had a longer span of peace than any preceding civilisation then we can conclude a violent uprising would cause more harm than good so we should except the status quo given it’s net benefit to the collective, however there will inevitably be those who society is less beneficial too so much so that a revolution would be beneficial but the individual cannot rule the collective because that would be a dictator and no stable society could exist when one man has grievances against it can dismantle it so we must always weigh the the against the benefits heavily before considering any sort of rebellion while simultaneously keeping in mind the overwhelming likelihood that it will outright fail given the powerful by definition have more power than the weak and include the resulting loss in our calculation.

What do you think? To wordy or will it catch on?

Hell hath no furry like a pussy scorned.

I would but the lizard people controlling the Illuminati on there moon base from the year 420666 would wipe me from this timeline.

Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.