“Trump’s all talk. He’s not going to do that.”

“Oh shit. He’s doing all that stupid shit.”

It would’ve been easier to just huff glue.

Trust me, he’s not. He’s just trying to amass more wealth.

In its suit, Samsung alleged that Oura had a history of filing patent suits against competitors like Ultrahuman, RingConn, and Circular for “features common to virtually all smart rings,” such as sensors, batteries, and common health metrics.

The problem isn’t the features, it’s that Samsung is copying the very concept of a smart ring. Oura was the first company to make and patent biometric smart rings. So, yeah, if you make a biometric smart ring without paying them, you’re getting sued. That’s how patents work.

For the past 30 years, Samsung’s consumer product development strategy has been 75% “copy the competitors, then pay lawyers to fight it out.”

I thought that was rowing machine porn.

Carrot weather’s developer already fixed it

You will encounter this man at work.

They will ask for your help with something on their workstation, and it would be faster for you to drive with them watching over your shoulder, but this cryptic thing is their keyboard.

Instead, you will be forced to sit behind them like Patrick Swayze guiding Demi Moore at a throwing wheel. You will eventually take your shirt off, launch Unchained Melody in Spotify, then slowly guide them through a system setting panel.

You will notice how soft their hands feel. The hyper-ergonomic keyboard has allowed their fingers to move with minimal effort, allowing the skin to remain supple, smooth - almost unused.

You will ask yourself, “Is he right?” How could a keyboard be so aggressive and wrong, and yet, support something so gentile.

You try to deny the feeling. Your friends and family will mock you like your uncle Dvorak. Maybe you start with a trackball and see if being naughty feels right.

Probably not the worst idea if you’ve been diagnosed with heart disease.

Samsung’s just copying Apple yet again.

This guy Californias

Someone do this, but with vibrators.

Dangling the pee tape would also work

Well, one is a public benefit company, the other is not. So not exactly the same shit.

Some of the newer auto manufacturers do that. Telsa, Rivian, etc. Those companies all have good in-house software developers. Almost everyone else farms this stuff out, which is why it’s never updated.

I used the mold.

Walter Brimley from the accounts payable department was only pre-diabetic before he died.

Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip.

https://rblind.com/

Like diabetes

This is the desert cake. The savory lamb loaf was for dinner.