I’m imagining him in a hobby lobby, dollhouse accessories aisle…

Do they make cock cages that small?

And I’m a bit of a diva. :)

Last time there was a tornader in Garland, lightning flashed and lit up the jade-green sky. My mother and brother stopped talking instantly, and we gathered the dogs in the Harry Potter room under the stairs.

'Nader didn’t hit us, but it was still a shock to see the sky a color I’ve only seen in jewelry, or the random Pantone®© sample.

This is the way to do it

I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a “Kobe Bryant memorial” ad, while playing on my switch… TF?!

I hope there is at least one human that has to listen to the filthy, angry, Klingon profanities I scream, while jerking myself raw to hard core, ball draining, homoerotic, gay porn…

RIP Fireworks…

Macaroni and tuna, but you have to use the liquid cheese kind, not the powdered abortion.

Cool ranch Doritos and sour cream, saw this mentioned before and had to try it. Worth every penny.

I go by the shortened version of my name, because my full name was screamed at me so often, I can barely handle it when it’s used… That second syllable is like a gun shot, so one syllable it is.

I used to develop ads (non intrusive things for home depot or go RVing) and i used ad blockers. When testing, i would just run private browsing with plugins disabled…

I love me some organ music.

There’s a video game called Stellaris that uses it, and I find myself pausing the game, just to zone out to that ethereal sound.

Free fruit and granola bars were always available in the kitchenette next to the “fitness center”. I’d always end my work day with a few minutes on the treadmill, while noming on free food.

Needs more guy liner.

I remember the driver being female, and i want to say it was her mother in the passenger seat that was hit. Yeah, i stopped using digg or whatever it was for a while after that…

Alternate take: You’ve filtered out the obvious garbage and/or don’t care about YouTube drama!

“Andrew Garfield nice”!?

How many times do I have to manually enter “nude”!? I wanna see that Andy G, D!

1. I love garlic stuffed olives, but have to eat them with chopsticks to slow myself down.

2. My dogs love Pupperonis (one letter away from pepperoni), but I call them puppereenies so they don’t go ape shit when discussing toppings…

Edit: Swipe typing is getting worse every day, fixed auto assumptions…

Red letter media

I love Star Trek, but don’t want to watch the modern Alex kurtzman garbage, so they take the bullet for me.

I’m also not a movie guy, so watching their reviews/analysis while playing Minecraft is more entertaining than the movies they talk about.

Best of the worst is them watching B and direct to video movies that i wouldn’t otherwise know about.

The only “creation” I’ve tried to do is a cover letter for job hunting. If I needed something other than a resume, portfolio AND references, then I see nothing wrong with using one to do work that another ai is going to look at… Just my $0.02

Whenever i search for a problem now, most of the posts that contain actual answers are more than a year old, and increasingly out dated.

Fortunately, Lemmy is tech savvy and small enough that I can ask questions without worrying about the down vote brigade.