Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

Anal is now first base.

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!