Totally not for cloning!

(Cicada bro screeching)
Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single?

I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.

The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.

I know it’s likely pesticides, but have we officially ruled out bee assassins?

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

Please please please let there be a long bacon store.

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND! -Matthew 21:12

Has technology reached it’s zenith?

Drug cartels HATE him.

What happens if you jerk it off?

Their butthole just follows your eyes around the room like a creepy painting.

I had no idea that

We thank you balloon master!

Hier kommt die Sonne

The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.

It’s okay to eat 5 rolls of sushi babe!

Is this not what our forefathers first dreamed of when they looked up at the stars in wonder?

Some “tough guy” divided by zero.