My Labrador has excellent teeth.

Man’s best friend becomes man’s best mouth.

“I only oppress people when they deseve it.”

“Earth First” is an interesting and compelling explanation for the Fermi Paradox.

Back in the day, Walmart and Apple fought over contactless pay standards for the US.

Apple’s standard was eventually mass adopted, and since then Walmart has refused to license the tech. So you have to use their app, which uses their own tech stack.

Perfectly rigid sticks don’t exist.

8 was at least an attempt to try to make things better for home users and get away from win32 cruff.

Like or hate the exact approach they took, you have to admire the spirit.

10 and 11 has been Microsoft saying “fuck em. They won’t ever be happy steal everything you can while they’re still here.”

That’s fine. 1% per uberweird news cycle is the death of facebook.

Zuck invented the feed.

You absolutely can’t let perfect be the enemy of good.