My mom’s always liked finger puppets.

Barbecue (like sizzling steak) or campfire.

Keeps swimming in wine and getting fish drunk.

Are they an invasive species?

I hear he teaches the Wonton Burrito Meals course at the local university.

Grandpa’s a professor though.

Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

She brings me her treat to “share” before she eats it. I pretend to take a bite and then she eats it. If I don’t pretend to take a bite, she just leaves it there and whines until I do.

Didn’t know they had breakfast!

Lol ok

Logic in religion? That’s your first mistake there.

Only Fools And Horses

How do you quantify “bad?”

Would’ve been better without all the rain.

So you’re saying there’s a chance!?

That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?

One of Jobs’ many failures was not getting this into market.

I just want The Wheel.

Don’t be such a damp squid.