Christianity actively encourages adult conversion

That’s why 99% of christians were baptized before they learned to shit and piss properly.

Imagine thinking this shit is funny.

You stole a bottle of sprite from the store?

No running water for you.

I dunno. There’s probably a discord group that discussed it but you are not in it so I guess you won’t ever know.

Wait, nobody came up with this before?

The trick is to let them apply this heat themselves.

Discord ruined what was left of online forums and so it’s users now deserve the full force of enshittification. It was so easy to join, how come it’s this hard to leave?

You think the dev team made the decision about this?

Wait, isn’t tinkering with odometers like super fucking illegal in europe?

They can’t fix their music app on the iphone. With every version this crap runs worse.

What is over? The climate?

We’ll be lucky to have something to eat by then.

Right after china said it won’t export those? What a coincidence.

It is however pretty fucked up that a person can sign a decree in a „democracy”.

It’s not happening.

Weirdest excuse ever.

They are a mafia but at least they’re not raping kids, right?

No.

Exactly. You should’ve never taken it out of your ass.

How the fuck do you level at veganism?

Needs more dithering

Pull them off with a pair of pliers