If this is true, Apple will have to tread very carefully here. 23&Me was forbidden by the FDA from telling you about health risks related to your actual DNA. Now Apple is going to make your health diagnosis based on a Magic 8 Ball?

Most of it reminds me of that tacky clip art that got bundled with word processors and Corel Draw in the 90s. It’s just all got this “uncanny valley” sheen to it.

Thinking of Paul Newman’s salad dressings and spaghetti sauces. The company donates all their profits to charity.

I’m sure there are other companies/products like this. I’d love to know what they are.

Up is down. Left is right. Night is day. And firing everyone is “making government work”.

Took them long enough.

Depends on the library. The bigger the library system, usually the more segmented the jobs are.

Some libraries have full time “shelvers” for example. Others rely on library assistants to perform multiple roles like shelving, customer service desk, and more.

There are also jobs like intake, where books are ordered, sorted, cataloged, and distributed to branches. But the selections for ordering are usually done by the actual librarians on staff.

I’m reminded of a boxing movie I saw once — The actress goes to a boxing match in her fancy gown and blood splatters on it when the guy in the ring gets socked in the face.

I would imagine dressing up like this at a boxing match has to do with haves/have nots. Basically, they’re rich enough to watch the poors beat the shit out of each other for their enjoyment.

It’s certainly not practical to wear your finest clothes just to get blood splattered on them.

Good luck with that. I filled out the paperwork last year to have mine deleted and never got confirmation. Now that they’re bankrupt, I doubt there’s anyone on staff who could handle it.

Well if Google is forced to sell it off or spin Android off into its own company, we’ll see if it remains private.

A lot of people with back problems unable to get up from their chairs. I’m guessing it would become commonplace to see people rolling onto the floor.

Because greed.

Spinning them off into their own independent companies would make more sense than a sale to another party.

Whoopsie! I guess that’s why Steve Jobs had a policy of not announcing things that weren’t ready to ship.

I’m down with democratic capitalism as long as there are strong regulations and socialized services like medicine, fire, police, utilities, and roads. Does that make me a democratic socialist?

I also believe that everyone should pay their fucking taxes.

The USA has been on a downward slide after Reagan deregulated everything. There were a couple of tries at course correction afterward, but the current regime is going to dismantle everything as fast as they can.

Sounds like a great way to get evidence thrown out of court.

Thirties. I was skinny, had thick hair, and I didn’t hurt all over.

Citing “Daily Caller” in your press release definitely deserves an eyeroll. 🙄

It would be really stupid to use AI to teach kids. We can’t even get that technology to work correctly for summarizing notifications or providing accurate search results.

Tim Apple isn’t garbage, but he’s overstayed his welcome. I’m hoping Craig Federighi takes his place.

Apple recycles AirPods. There’s no trade in value, but you can bring them to any Apple Store, or fill out the form for a mail in label.

https://www.apple.com/shop/trade-in