I joined Lemmy back in 2020 and have been using it as qaz@lemmy.ml until somewhere in 2023 when I switched to lemmy.world. I’m interested in Linux, FOSS, and Selfhosting.

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  • qaz@lemmy.worldMtoVideos@lemmy.worldWTF
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    23 hours ago

    I considered that too (the ploy, not the brilliant part) when he initially started changing his tone, but it didn’t take long before I realized that was very unlikely. His response the diver that rescued those kids in the flooded cave really sealed it for me realize that he’s just a man with too much money and not enough sense.



  • qaz@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlTankieDB
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    1 day ago

    MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

    There are a lot of companies running XAMP / LAMP stacks, for some reason.

    MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.

    But haven’t you heard? It’s webscale!