Great take on a classic, but I would still have a touch of raw onion in for that bite to go with the mature cheddar.

Seriously though, try mature cheddar with thin slices of white onion and some black pepper on soft white, buttered bread. Simple but very effective taste of my youth

Evil

Have you tried doing it without counting?

Do you increment in 1’s? Does it work if you count in 2’s or 3’s?

Science it!

Most likely due to ms lobbying tbh