I got my Brondell bidet from Amazon and it cost $20.

The irony of this is amazing. You have it so backwards and the worst thing is, you don’t even know you are wrong.

My daily driver is still Windows 10 Mobile.

*labor. Not lab our.

Not even close.

Not even close.

*a lot.

Landlords are scum, but tenants are fucking disgusting.

You are clearly not using its advanced voice mode.

*border.

Other way around. Leave your phone, which can track you, at home. Bring your laptop so you can do real work and have full entertainment when you travel.

Between what?

As a society, why do we still have to deal with this people? In the past, they would have been exiled.

“It will always be Burma to me.” - J. Peterman.

*you’re. This is an edit and not a footnote, therefore the * comes before the word and not after.

This is not true. Many of the parts I buy off of Amazon are not only cheaper, but I can get them faster as well. I wish this were not true, but I cannot spend half of my week driving for hours on end to pick up equipment at a higher price.

*$42,000. You saved no time in typing it wrong and look stupid. Congratulations.

Intelligence is faster than you.

What about the Germans and the French? Are they cowards too?

Yet, you probably use an Apple iPhone or an Android device. You should be avoiding all 3 of these, which I have been since inception.