This meme made me thirsty.

Ohhh I thought it was Derek Chauvin and thought it was especially shitposty.

They sure all do look alike in orange.

I’d rather they just put some resources towards fucking enforcement.

Not much point in a $400 fine if there’s never anybody there to write the ticket. The cops in my area will only enforce speeding at a couple of locations around town because it’s convenient for them to nab people there.

I wish they’d move their asses to school zones and actually patrol around catching people actively doing dangerous things. Giving a speeding ticket to someone going 60 in a 50 zone in an area with no sidewalks or cross streets isn’t making anything safer.

Then how do you explain the Sasquatch Jubilee?

Yeah, great, it’s the “one more lane” mentality only now it’s being applied to fucking drive thrus!

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

At work this request means “I’m going to ramble for 45 minutes because I don’t understand it enough to form a question”.

Where’s Picasa??

If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that air instead.

And if I found myself:

• trapped in a bathroom
• suffocating due to smoke from a fire
• i have a long flexible tube
• no windows in the bathroom AND
• I’m somehow not going to burn to death

Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.

My condo building just got rid of the company that meters our water. After years of this we could finally break the contract.

My water bill usage was something like $15/mo and they had an admin fee of $13/mo. In a building of like 150 apartments, those guys were raking in like $2k a month from us for keeping their automated shit plugged in.

The managers said they would just stop metering and our monthly fees would pay the bill. After a year, they would adjust our monthly rates to balance it out.

They never had to balance it out - that’s how little the overall water usage cost was.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Except vastly beloved and successful.

AI doesn’t kill people. People kill people!

AI does, however, kill polar bears.

It must say TREY and he’s been squabbling with the South Park guys again.

Did you know that an adult human’s intestines are so long that if you took them out and unrolled them, the person would die?

Yeah. I’m just being a useless pedant in a shitpost because the author wrote / instead of +.

root canal/filling

I dunno for sure but I feel like you should decide which one you’re gonna do before you start setting up. Especially if you’re DIYing it on the floor.

Oh that’s just my dad. He’ll tell you when you should be wearing gloves or eye protection, and then exempt himself from that rule.

Hot dogs. Fuck those guys.

Double peen obviously.

It’s weird that it’s always losers that are the ones talking about winning.