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Oh boy… Penguins about to apply that nasty tariff on Tuxedos.

Says the one actually doing a whole nazi salute, buying presidency despite not being able to hold office due to nationality, carving up entire programs and departments in a very incompetent way, and attempting to shamelessly buy a seat in the supreme court.

And that’s not mentioning how I personally believe he may be doing all this due to his God-Iron-Man-Savior complex which makes him believe he’ll be remembered as a modern messiah. Notice how he’s revived his desire to put mankind on Mars, and by next year no less. He knows under current laws he’d at best help pave the way to Mars, but not live to enjoy it himself. “Maybe if I change the whole rulebook - in the end despite the suffering they’ll thank and revere me”, I bet.

Poor Elon. I bet he’s crying right now for being a misjudged angel, drying his tears in green paper.

"What do you mean I’m exaggerating by beating this trash >insert minority here<?

C’mon man, be civil towards your fellow brothers and sisters and stop overreacting"

*Some fascist nut, probably

It was pretty obvious by the way he peacock’d around the place, chest all high, smug face… Like he already owned Greenland and was expecting his subjects to bow down to his greatness.

What a small, pitiful excuse of a man. Only capable of talking tough from a distance (go say what you say IN Denmark, IN Ukraine, and so forth, big guy), and retreating at the slightest push back.

Trump at least was a know quantity. This guy is the guy who poses tough while hiding behind the boss and only comes out when he knows he’s safe. Worse than a bully, only a cowardly bully.

I mean, with all the censoring and pandering to Musk, allowing for entire bot swarms to the point it really becomes obvious it’s happening - who could have predicted this?

That’s right, kids. Allying yourself with fascist tendencies in any way, shape or form will hurt you in the long run. Just provide the damn service people are looking for and stop playing god, trying to use your platform to shape opinions and censor statements you or your buddies don’t like.

Guessed as much with the wave of censorship many people, including myself, noticed and shared, pretty much exclusively to anti-MAGA opinions, and regardless of them being constructive and objective.

That, and the increase in bot activity in european and canadian subreddits, to the point it felt there were more pro-MAGA’s demotivating and belittling people trying to make a change, than actual europeans or canadians.

It’s one thing to not agree with my opinion, it’s a-ok with me and everyone has a right to it. I even agree with moderating extreme and violent statements when necessary. It’s another thing entirely to censor my opinion because you don’t like it. And on a forum like Reddit that’s inadmissible.

Nuked my account, changed to Lemmy and never looked back. And I’m happy for it. If you can’t take my opinion without trying to take my voice away I’ll just leave you alone in your echo chamber.

I’ll say it’s fun seeing her increasingly squirm while trying to justify and lie through the bigger and bigger scandals that keep happening.

Lie, gaslight, become personally offended at questions, threaten with censure when presented with facts. It evolves as it goes.

The more we carry on, barely 2 months after taking office, the more indefensible it becomes. And the more she has to twist her logic to defend her bosses. Truly amazing to watch, despite how bad it is.

I mean, this is on brand for them.

And I want to believe there’s some mega 4D chess move going on, involving deliberately leaking false plans to mess with the enemy. But then I remember these are self-righteous buffoons who believe themselves above the world and have the hubris to match it. 🤏🧠

Trump: Not here, we’re in public. Wait until we get in the Air Phallus 1.

Why not both? If you’re a true republican living the american dream you’ll have no issue owning both and risk bankrupting yourself for the overlords. 🤏🧠

*Ketamine-high Musk just finishing beating to death one of his online critics, with blood dripping from his baseball bat in front of the cameras

Trump: Eh, you gotta forgive Elon, the poor guy is going through a rough patch with all that illegal Tesla boycotting. That guy had it coming. Anyone would have done the same in Elon’s place, give him a break.

*A bystander proceeds to try and get Musk, gets tackled by security

Trump: You criminal monster, how dare you even look sideways at poor Elon! Death penalty and public execution!

Funny. I thought Apple, Meta, Facebook and Google facing lawsuits in Europe over breaking EU laws was completely unfair, according to Mango Mussolini.

How (mo)ironic, as usual. 🙄

"I will Make America Great Again. Because I’m DJ Trump and the best there is. Lots of people tell me how smart I am, how much of a genius businessman I am.

I will be the only President who is smart, because all my predecessors were dumb and didn’t know how to run a country, they just gave everything away and let everyone take us for a ride. Out of 47 presidencies only I know what I’m doing. Our forefathers who founded the same country my grandfather escaped to and that allowed my family to thrive didn’t know a thing. Only me.

And I’ll make everything great, and they will like it when they see it. Don’t hear the haters. And America will be greater than ever with Canada, Greenland and Panama under our control, and with Russia on our side while we try to destroy Europe, made to mess with us.

They’ll see how great I am, and revere me. One way, or another. 😠"

Trump, Soon-to-be Totalitarian President of the formerly most favored nation on the planet by its allies. The poor, poor most successful nation in history.

Probably, or something.

I also look forward to the possibility of an insurrection by the people, and the public violent executions amidst the unchecked chaos, probably right on the WH front lawn.

The world is already forgetting the WW2 horrors, as most people who lived through it are already deceased or near it. I guess it’s time for a refresher on old lessons of civility and equality.

Cheers, Mango Mussolini and co.

Nothing shady going on here, proceed with your day as usual, dumb citizen. 🤡

That’s the thing with ignorance. Everyone around is well aware, except for the ignoramus itself. And left unchecked it can quickly go from a nuisance to a real danger.

I mean, yeah. Any good dictatorship encourages people to tell on their ‘fellow’ neighbors. For either side.

If a MAGA tells on an anti-MAGA neighbor, they’ll go for the latter.

If an anti-MAGA reports a MAGA, the regime also appreciates the self-snitching by the former.

“And then they came for me, but there was no one left to speak up for me”.

Yes, that’s excellent. We need our own Google suite. Fingers crossed so that it may come eventually.

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I firmly believe some MAGA somewhere is out there right now expecting a loan approval to buy the most expensive Tesla out there, not knowing an unemployment letter is already being typed out.

One can hope for such poetic justice.