Redtooth? 🙃

Right? I buy only open-source wifi toothbrushes. Still waiting on the year of the Linux toothbrush, tbh

No, but it was an interesting moment to think they were actually going to name Trump among others as being rapists and pedophiles

Those rosy cheeks make him look like a puppet

I can actually see this happening in the next couple years

You can’t, because they’re all operated and used by humans. While there may be a logical framework and rules to make a system like capitalism work, it’s the fact that not all humans will respect or follow the rules. Eventually any fairness or equality the rules are supposed to ensure will be worked around by humans that choose not to play fair. Watching the response Mamdami received from the Dems is a perfect example of why our system is broken. He’s got the popular vote of the party, yet they are doing everything in their power to stop him. That’s merely a single recent example though, shit has been broken since the get-go

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I always thought the equipment should all be hooked up to some sort of generator somehow so that the place could turn all that energy being spent exercising into electricity for the lights etc. There could also be pancakes 🥞

2 is overrate8d tbh 2bh

2 is overrated tbh 2bh

Trump, Job Creator 🤷‍♂️

I think that was their sales pitch to the military

A timeless classic

certainly the most read misinterpreted and used as a justification to do bad shit

Ftfy

He’s read a few work-emails recently (by accident, naturally) and some of their jargon seems to have stuck with him.

I just imagine he has a giant carnival wheel that’s marked with all sorts of reprehensible things to do and he just spins it whenever he’s bored and proceeds to executive order whatever he lands on

Moist, too. ☝️People are telling me it sounds wet 👐

Whoa 😶

I’m old enough to remember when the Internet was this for us:

“.” ,8,1

I remember a while back discovering GE made a clear door that could be used for diagnostic purposes on some dishwashers they had built. Never got to try one out, just thought it was cool they made em.