Because they are evil foreigners obviously.

You might be thinking of upload? Digital afterlife where premium users get to experience everything normally and when you run out of money your bandwidth is limited.

USA: “we can do whatever we want, everyone fucking loves America! They will pay whatever we want to stay on side, they don’t have any other options”

Other options: *rubbing hands together and cackling menacingly

This is my ~8 month old work laptop.

Is a Dell.

2 usb c not pictured.

You have options.