You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”
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Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.
There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.
Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.
Auto-brewery syndrome is a real condition, and much like Persistent genital arousal disorder, sufferers say it is not at all as awesome as their name may indicate.
Probably just the getting zombified since the comic doesn’t seem to portray any hostility to the zombies due to them being chill.
Shit. Things with me would get a lotta weird.
I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion.
86·22 days agoSeconded, my experience as well.
16·24 days agoI’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.
You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.
Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.
your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies
A police force specifically to work within the military only, having no jurisdiction outside of the military except in rare cases. Any military base or station is patrolled by military police, and any civilians on those bases or stations fall within the limits of military police. Military police do not belong anywhere else but bases and stations, or other military property.
Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).
PlutoniumUranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.
lol whack ‘em good on the noggin with a proper tyre iron and they become right friendly little buggers. Got two of ‘em doing me yard work as I type this, hey! Can’t let ‘em near the dunny, though, or it’s absolute chockers in no time.
I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview