In Britain “trump” refers to flatulence.

Some places (like part of Long Island, naturally) have made it illegal to wear a face mask.

Former billionaire

One down, 900 to go.

Ollie North. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Psh, ICE doesn’t wear anything identifying when they’re destroying our country.

Reject humanity. Embrace vibe.

More like weapon of mass fabulousness!

Lebanon I’m pretty sure

You forget things. Check your tattoos.

And when it falls apart they’ll look to us to bail them out and we will because they’re “too big to fail”. 😕

This but the guns are real.

The last week or so:

Don’t Tell Your Wife About This Game

Depends on how prescriptive you want it to be. Plenty of free form types where you can log all your stuff.

If you’re looking for a program, for strength training I recommend Mark Rippetoe’s Starting Strength. They made an app for it now, too. It’s a one-time purchase, includes an interactive copy of the book, and is ad-free. I’m a fan.

Gas stove. Literally playing with fire every time I need to light the front left burner. Usually I have to let enough gas come out to have the neighboring burner’s igniter light it up. I keep my distance just in case.

Twitter sued advertisers who said they were boycotting it, and it worked somehow…

China doesn’t face a 245% tariff. Us US individuals and small businesses face a 245% tariff.

“First, they take away the tacos, then the chimichangas, which is a beautiful word!”

It’s cool we’re all just gonna go ork.

Aww she loooooves you 🥰