at some point, I learned about one classic Canadian cocktail, Moose Milk: 50/50 sweetened condensed milk and overproof rum

assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean

“Hallo, hallo, it’s me Picasso,
I sent you a beep and I’m neat,
But you must know I’m asking you nothing.”

(from tests when DeepSeek was first released, it censored fewer terms than ChatGPT)

the last time this idiocy was going around, companies were switching employees to netbooks, chromebooks, thin clients, burners, etc. when traveling – default install, don’t log in until in the other country, log out or wipe before leaving the other country – this time, the corporations seem perfectly happy to capitulate and throw their corporate secrets (and the employees) under the bus …

Random SearX Redirector

it’s not the tires

People who use Caps Lock for one letter

Speed Typing King Sean Wrona on Not Using Shift Key

Sean Wrona who currently holds a bunch of speed typing records uses it to type all capital letters. Instead of hitting Shift+letter he finds it is more efficient to hit CapsLock+letter+CapsLock in quick succession.

your only loyalty to the company is to the paycheck and that bag ain’t coming out of your paycheck (no matter how much your manager whines about it) – put on your best dead face (maybe mix in a little of “did you just shit your pants?” revulsion) as you hand over a bag and get him out of the store and out of your life as fast as possible – life is too short to give his ego anything other than apathy and disdain

not everyone can be Beck

when they’re talking about the editor

translating what Zelenskyy was muttering would probably cause an even bigger diplomatic incident

client was completely ignored

well Trump certainly won’t be inviting them over for the finest in cold stale hamberders

proven multiple times and confirmed by multiple studies: communities that welcome immigrants have higher education rates, better incomes, higher productivity, and lower crime than communities based on exclusion/exclusivity/isolation/separation

conservatives use “CRT” and “DEI” to sow polarization because they know even they’d get blowback if they admitted they were just anti-empathy/pro-hatred/anti-equality

‘We Have No Coherent Message’: Democrats Struggle to Oppose Trump

relevant xkcd: Felsius

oil companies regularly blowing their load all over the Gulf

long haul flights before they banned smoking on planes …

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