burgermeister

Fuckin party

Flat circles? Material Design?

Both of my parents loved these comics, too. I still have all of the books.

A joint and a laptop

I don’t know what you’re doing this for but I love it

It helps to think of yourself in a third person sense, and think of your third person self as a good friend whose emotions and desires you try to anticipate and satisfy. Then you can extend a little bit of that to other people.

Well, boy howdy!

You magnificent bastard

I’m deeply moved

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it’s even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

Inconsiderate, it may not be so good for some. This is strike 1.

Hell yeah these kids need some style

Omg it folds

No u

I keep forgetting that you’re doing this but then you pop up again, you beautiful bastard.

GoProphilia?

Please Remember It’s Dope to Ejaculate

Honestly the whole “if there’s no god then how do you know right from wrong” argument is astounding to me, I don’t know how someone can say that with a straight face.

What’s your mother’s maiden name and the make/model of your first car also?