bruhbeans

Curve doesn’t work in the USA, to save my fellow subjects a minute clicking through the play store

Zohran! What is best in life?

Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

(stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)

Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

Why is there a butthole on Stallman’s nameplate?

A jar. We all know how that ends.

GrapheneOS runs on the pixel tablet

Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

Finally a killer app for Mac

Steam locomotives. The crazy streamlining, the size of some of those motherfuckers. 6 foot tall wheels, 100 tons moving at 125mph and all that shit accomplished 80+ years ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LNER_Class_A4_4468_Mallard

Can I use it to warm up a sex toy? Asking for me.