Now, now, I know its human costume is not perfect yet, but just don’t look into its eyes and you should be OK.

Wasting meta’s resources on a deserted wasteland absolutely nobody wants or cares about? I think I don’t mind that actually.

That guy again.

There’s probably a movie to make with this shit.

Well they definitely kept their core principles of collecting data without consent in any case.

I was, of course, refering to the actual Final Fantasy NPC.

^{not really, that was 100% 8-bit theater too}

I’ll take the guy that says “Welcome to Corneria”. He may not have much to say, but he sounds more sincere at least.

“You don’t know it yet, but deep inside you’re already a cryptobro like us.”

Ah ah they wish.