Shit, I hadn’t even noticed that. I just assumed those were identical.

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And original timeline Garfield trying to find him across dimensions created “I’m sorry Jon”.

I only catch an episode once on a while when it happens to be running on TV, but I’ve actually seen episodes in which the characters point at how absurd it is that so many murders happen all the time there.

In French it’s still commonly referred to as the dead man’s seat.

It’s from before seatbelts were common, so it was the most dangerous in case of crash, with absolutely nothing to stop you from going through the windshield.

It may not be what that person meant, but, I kinda agree it might be a factor. The free experience has done nothing but become more and more terrible on youtube. The ads have become truly insufferable, and the UI is actively working against you. TV app in particular is borderline unwatchable.

I have always watched YouTube for free, and I am at a point where I am considering ditching the thing completely, because I am not paying another (quite expensive) subscription for it. I haven’t yet, but it has certainly slowed down how much I watch.

It’s so bad it’s even questioning some uses I had for the platform. I used to watch a video while I eat, stuff like that. What’s the point if I barely make it out of the initial ad tunnel just before dessert? And when I pause for just a minute to get something, I am immediately hit with another ad break as I resume?

I’m not even sure I get the point this comic is trying to make.

It sounds vaguely like an impossible standards kind of thing, except, well, having a job, any job, is kind of a reasonable expectation. And if it’s specifically a commentary about standards held by women, since the only context clue we have on who these are is “Ladies”… it sounds like incel-ish complaining.

Why are they even assuming someone would want to impersonate meta Zuckerberg?

Freud was definitely influential, and definitely full of shit, so that tracks. Psychoanalysis is completely empirical, written as an unattackable dogma rather than science, and has been proven without any beneficial effect as a treatment on most psychological troubles. But because Freud was so influential, especially in France, almost all French psych universities are teaching his bullshit first and almost exclusively.

Also, the amount of shit he’s written leads to modern day psychoanalysts with absolute horrors of diagnoses like “it’s that kid’s mother’s fault that they have autism, because she loves them wrong”.

Henchman has the face of someone who’s in it for some serious competition. He found his dream job.

Reminds me of that time I tried to play a Monster Hunter game, specifically MH3 on the Wii.

I was like “what the fuck are those controls? How am I supposed to hit those remotely efficiently?”… To which people answered with the ridiculous crime against ergonomy called “the Claw Grip”. That was the last straw and I decided the game wasn’t for me.

I am guessing they mean “progressive” as in “including technical progress”, not progressive social views. And, no it’s not either. It’s just marketing the latest way to sell their image to advertisers.

They tried to make this a thing once :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flexplay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-D

If Disney did this, they’d probably just poison the birds so they die faster.

And they say physical media is dead!

Average weight for a starling is less than 100g. The whole thing with head and feathers and bones and whatever. You’d have to be very hungry to hunt that. And I suspect if you shoot at it you’d pulverize it completely.

Though cats are going to be a problem.

If you take control of enough birdhouses you can launch DDoS attacks.

Do you need five starlings to sing a pentagram?

Holy shit, I thought it would just be another story of the assistant answering a “Tell me how to die” request (and it did, and it’s terrible enough), but there’s even worse.

The part where the kid says he’d want to be stopped and the assistant tells him he should hide better to make sure nobody can.

Had one in a tank long ago. I don’t know how smart it was, but those things are crazy agressive, it was chasing everything else in the tank.

I used to dip my fingertip below the surface and it would immediately charge to bite it. Also ate entire earthworms about its size like nothing.

UK gets EU nothing, UK has left EU.

And the way their politics have gone to shit with mass surveillance and powerful lobbying from anti-LGBT groups, I prefer them not being represented in EU anymore.