Can you still buy lawn darts? Asking for a friend

Saying we’re trying out a new process every sprint while doing the same thing we always have

I create tech demos to trick venture capitalists into paying my boss to keep this farce going

If you think that’s bad don’t look at the auto industry. Everything is propped up by duct tape and regulations. But mostly regulations.

Crows can use tools and won’t need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don’t stand a chance.

Everywhere I’ve worked has been the last 4 combined.

So we’ll have green energy but capitalism will be as strong as ever. A solar dystopia. At least there will be a future for us to be shadowrunners in.

“Eepy” really bugs me because that’s not how sound change happens in linguistics. It’s very rare to drop the initial consonant of a word let alone a constant cluster. I would expect something more like “sweepy” since swapping L and W sounds is common or “seepy” as the L fades away completely.

However, I think it would go in the other direction and people would add an initial E sound to make “esleepy”. This phenomenon can be seen in French loan words like estate (state), esquire (squire), escrow (scroll - bonus points for L to W).

Uhhhh, words are my special interest lol

The best part is that with 2 hands you can count to 156 (12 * 12 on the dozens hand and 12 on the ones hand)

Edit: I missed your bit at the end about 2 hands and spent like 10 minutes counting on my hands like a dork double checking my work.

I’m right-handed when using one handed tools and “left-handed” when using two handed tools like axes and shovels. The hand closer to the tool bit (the left hand in my case) is only there to provide support and slide around as the other hand controls the orientation and motion of the tool.

I declare my way is truly right-handed while these right-hand-in-front-of-the-left-handers are just ambidextrous pretenders

How did you get into contract work? I’d love to be able to work when I need/want the money but have the option to step away for a while. I’ve been burned by too many “family” like workplaces