One semester? Looked like he was only there a couple hours TOPS before-- OH, oh, oh… I got ya.

Protests against HB4664 in the streets and the highways, gotcha

Seriously! It’s almost as if movies were never meant to be bottomless well of cash for wealthy investors, but rather some kind of “art” that takes time and special knowledge and genuine care from an “artist…”

Ah, there I go again.

I think it’s what they’re calling it “the Gen Z Stare.”

“It’s his right. His White House, his rules.”

- Some unwashed blue collar Trump voter with less than $100 in his back account

Thanks! I knew there was a term, but just couldn’t conjure it.

Oh, so Hertz has gotten wise to… every online platform that exists: Outsourcing all responsibility for their user-hostile bullshit to some vague “system” that cannot be held accountable.

I’m so sorry but the advertised cost has doubled because… Computer says so! No, sir, there’s nothing I can do, sir, you see it’s the system.

And you can’t go anywhere else, because everyone else is doing it (or soon will be) too!

The ol’ sausage twist

Of course not, the rules are for thee.

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

What claim is he even trying to make here? “Everyone knows someone who’s seen [the Epstein files]”? Nobody’s seen them, and nobody knows anyone who has, and that’s the whole issue.

“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”

Trumponomics makes all this tricky math and policy shit so easy to understand!

“They pay, so they lose, which means we win.”*

* Disclaimer: They never pay. It’s always us.

He’s got an extensive history of lying about (among so many things) what so-and-so told him in a private meeting, only to be called out and contradicted by that very person the following day.

Throw another one on the pile, most likely.

I used to be against it, then my PC died in the early COVID days and the only (practical) way I could get a future-proofed replacement was to get a pre-built, and they all had RGB.

From there, though, it grew on me. Like so many other things I enjoy about working with computers, the learning process was just super enjoyable for me.

I read about different standards (RGB vs aRGB, 3 pins vs 4 pins, this module or that one, this software vs that), tried a few things, and got it looking like I wanted. Now I’m using OpenRGB to make my own patterns that match the room or the weather or whatever wallpaper I’ve got. Turning understanding into control and self-expression just feels good man.

Uno Reverse Card:

• Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
• “We’re not so different, you and I”
• High-five
• True gender-equality finally accomplished

Oh, goofing off, for sure. I’ve got my feet up and I’m watching old episodes of King of the Hill right now.

Sweetest 20 year old baby I ever saw.

There are few greater antipoles to me and “my whole thing” than my dad, but… He taught me the value of being cautious, and to take time to extensively evaluate pros and cons before I made important decisions. I took that ball and ran with it, and now I am routinely praised by my peers for my ability to foresee potential pitfalls and preemptively negate them, and reflexively I think of my dad who would suggest that it was just common sense.

Of course it’s not just “common sense” – but rather a curious mindset and an intentional thought process – and you instilled that in me, Dad. Thank you.

My grandfather used to say this all the time. He was such a humble man, too, so it always got a good “dad joke” chuckle. Glad to see it’s still out there.