Aha, I see, irony.

By “every action” you mean “no again.”

OP never said it would be hand-to-hand combat.

The men would bring human weapons and would win handily.

How can you tell?

It really depends on the kind of convenience.

Some conveniences are easier to give up, especially if giving them up will benefit others.

The Operative: No One Lives Forever

Get his belly shaved.

Seriously. It’s a thing people do for long-haired cats to help them cool off in the summer.

Cowboy Bebop

Oh, I know there’s better butter out there. But I’m trying to keep my goals attainable.

Hostile takeover of the entire U.S. dairy industry under the guise of creating better conditions for dairy cattle.

True goal: start making butter that’s as good as Kerrygold.

Looks like you made a typo, the U.S. is included as a growing market.

cries in Hitachi

cries in Hitachi

Looks more like cafe latte.

So… maps?

Honestly I can’t remember the last time I cooked something WITHOUT carrot and onion.

Yessss.

Meat and bone scraps are so great to cook with.

Baked beans.

Super easy to make, not hard to make delicious, taste just as good the next day, freeze really well.

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can’t do that.

No, mostly because the main tenet of data security is that nobody should ever be trusted - not fully, at least.

Websites that deliberately disregard browser settings and find ways to forcibly autoplay videos.

That includes sites which use animated gifs in order to simulate playing a silent video, to trick you into clicking on it.

Just give me a damn still image if I don’t want video. I will only get angry if you shove video down my throat.