So… maps?

Honestly I can’t remember the last time I cooked something WITHOUT carrot and onion.

Yessss.

Meat and bone scraps are so great to cook with.

Baked beans.

Super easy to make, not hard to make delicious, taste just as good the next day, freeze really well.

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can’t do that.

No, mostly because the main tenet of data security is that nobody should ever be trusted - not fully, at least.

Websites that deliberately disregard browser settings and find ways to forcibly autoplay videos.

That includes sites which use animated gifs in order to simulate playing a silent video, to trick you into clicking on it.

Just give me a damn still image if I don’t want video. I will only get angry if you shove video down my throat.

Department of Oligarchy, Graft, and Edgelords

No, because I don’t think about her at all.

I would use it… eventually.

But only after becoming an elite assassin who specializes in eliminating billionaires, and only after becoming so good at what I do that I run out of targets.

I’m holding out for Premium Lite Pro.

Katamari Damacy

I disagree. In my 12-page rebuttal to your statement I will present evidence to

I’ll be right over

More than half the US population really is, in fact, horribly racist.

A small island nation to crush beneath the heel of your boot.

Or, if you don’t have boots, you can ask for those.

Telling other kids to stop talking because, if they didn’t, they’d get in trouble.

Just like Bitcoin and Ethereum, memecoins are bullshit.

If the hardware still works, you can install Linux on it.

I recently installed Bodhi on an ancient Acer chromebook. It’s running great and takes up very little space on the drive.

If there are specific things wrong, like the battery or the touchpad, it might be cheap to replace just those parts. I had to replace a couple parts on the chromebook, it was pretty simple. But this model is held together with screws, not with adhesive. So your experience May vary.

That’s the funny thing about data storage: you don’t.

Encryption mitigates the likelihood of somebody gaining access. But anyone with physical access to the media can potentially gain access to the data - it just may be incredibly difficult to decrypt (or to find a bug that permits decryption).