I think this is probably a dream. Who knows what’s on the other side. Animals are really good at experiencing severe pain and forgetting about it. I wouldn’t worry about that. Life is a joke, so laugh at it.

This guy watches the craziest porn

You’re a little girl looking for vocabulary improvement?

Yeah, I misread because I’m stupid. Thanks for replying, non-toxic man.

Sorry. I forgot to mention that I’m dumb.

Start incorporating “gold digger” into her vocabulary

I’m not going to parse this shit article. What does interference mean here? Please and thank you.

Oh shit

The Educational Records Bureau doesn’t take an official stance, but it was probably No Child Left Behind

The irony is overwhelming