I wonder if Amazon delivered it. Was the box five times too big and mostly empty; was the box dented and crushed; was it half sealed; was it stolen by porch pirates….

I’m surprised he isn’t already using “Supreme Leader” at the end of his posts.

I guess some trucks need to idle their engine to keep the refrigerator running so food doesn’t spoil?

Dave Cutler, the legend of VMS and the NT kernel.

Which US; there may be two soon.

Is that a WW2 tank?

I avoided reading anything about it so this is the first one I’ve seen. I thought it was fake but I’m glad it didn’t look like the top picture.

Is that bottom picture really from trump’s parade?

I think I’ve used both zap and microwave.

Like google, I’m sure Jeff has a near unlimited supply of money to pay lawyers.

Too late!

I think Java was first released just after I graduated. I do program Java at my day job though, and I don’t mind it. It has its quirks but I find I can express myself using Java, but I probably try to think towards much in OO paradigms when I design and code.

Wtf??? That’s insanity…

Isn’t that the point? The service department makes more money.

Surely Grok would make a better president and be more human and intelligent?

“Join our Discord server and Sub-Reddit!”.

Umm, no thanks.

I don’t know, I don’t have a Facebook account. But I can believe you’re right.

And we’ll doom scroll through ads as though they’re shorts, which I guess they are anyway.

Giving free stuff to the rich == good!

“Write a program to launch a rocket”