Idk without holding them. But probably not 2 or 5

I’m very picky about kitchenware, it’s like I have to listen to my inner grandma.

US currently $10/mo for unlimited phone/text, 1gb data. I can switch it to Unlimited data for $25/mo

Tello

That “Not for profit” company has a ton of sketchy behavior.

But who’s gonna fix your wall?

Oh look, I found the uninstall

AntennaPod for podcasts

It’s great, customizable, I sent a suggestion to the volunteer development team, and they made it happen.

Scientific advances from China need to have outside confirmation. Because, propaganda and all that

Always be purrpared

If you have any problems, you better call Saul

👍?

If switching calendars gets me out of this history timeline, I’ll do it.

I had a flip phone long long ago. I accidentally ran it through the washing machine. I dried it off, and it ran fine after. Idk the quality these days, but I know you can get them cheap or free

These days, bullying is used for good.

Oh yeah, that’s the spot

Graham crackers and sharp cheese

Rumor has it, that one of my ancestors was a pirate.

Shout out to whoever edited this video, I couldn’t see the text in the original

No tears are sweeter than billionaire tears

Shower thought:

I wonder if Rome had stand-up comedians, and if they had the best humor before the fall.

Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.