Phone Charger/Wall Charger

The vaccine was really just a sedative; they kidnapped you and plugged in you to the matricksssssssss

bro same. From the moment I was aware of the problems with America they have gotten progressively worse, though the past year has seen an acceleration of madness and chaos I never thought possible.

My daughter said “oh shit” as her first curse word. Seems appropriate for the times

Batman is such a buzzkill.

Does frozen pizza count as takeout?

You gotta bend the bread in to a U shape while its toasting

Didn’t even fuckin toast the bread…

What are you doing with your life?

I was supposed to be working on a project the day terraria released on Steam. I ended up playing it for like 9 hours straight

yeah… school for me at least was a race to the bottom. Test scores and homework quotas superseded teaching creativity or critical thinking.

robust but proportionate are just weasel words. Who is determining the line of “robustness” or “proportionate” and can they be trusted?

Wow Laura Dern sure was something

Her video on trans identity was were i hopped off the train. It was needlessly dismissive and not well researched.

I’d eat it.

if we lived in a high pressure environment, this totally would happen.

I find it hard to get very far in poorly made media. I cant even hate-watch/read, my fucking backlog is too large to waste time on garbage art.

My wife and I smuggle candy and booze in to the theaters all the time. Theaters are so understaffed and mostly by teenagers and they dont give a fuck what we’re doing.

lol he even voted against his own plan. Imagine being the schmuck who was the one dissenting vote

This is the only “social media” I use, alsthough its really more like a message board than modern social media.

I call sparkling water “Sparkle Boys” does that count?