Never got fear of spiders, i learned pretty quick they arent dangerous.

Retro anything has jumped in value tremendously; for me its been game hardware.

I think if someone implied they were bringing someone without at least asking, as this person did, I would match their rude energy and say “I did not agree to that, so here are my boundaries.”

The way the other party phrased it would annoy the shit out of me. 'I’m bringing my best friend." Ok, so why don’t you date them? Causes way more friction than asking “Hey, I know it’s unconventional but I would like a friend to be there just for my safety since we don’t know eachother yet.”

Nah man you gotta toast it low and slow until its all goo inside but carmelized on the outside. You dont even need chocolate or graham cracker at that point

Keep changing the marshmallow out until you get lucky

not to mention all the troll bots. If you are arguing online, theres a good chance its just a bot/

“…nothing”

Yeah came to say the same. His shows are forever tainted and I say that as a fan of Buffy, Firefly even Dollhouse.

Phone Charger/Wall Charger

The vaccine was really just a sedative; they kidnapped you and plugged in you to the matricksssssssss

bro same. From the moment I was aware of the problems with America they have gotten progressively worse, though the past year has seen an acceleration of madness and chaos I never thought possible.

My daughter said “oh shit” as her first curse word. Seems appropriate for the times

Batman is such a buzzkill.

Does frozen pizza count as takeout?

You gotta bend the bread in to a U shape while its toasting

Didn’t even fuckin toast the bread…

What are you doing with your life?

I was supposed to be working on a project the day terraria released on Steam. I ended up playing it for like 9 hours straight

yeah… school for me at least was a race to the bottom. Test scores and homework quotas superseded teaching creativity or critical thinking.

robust but proportionate are just weasel words. Who is determining the line of “robustness” or “proportionate” and can they be trusted?

Wow Laura Dern sure was something