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This is the second day recently that I missed, so there’ll be two tomorrow and two the day after to make up for it. I’m just really distractible; sorry.

A comment that says “I know not the first thing about how machine learning works but I want to make an indignant statement about it anyway.”

The Lisa and Claudette scene is 45 days long. Scenes 1, 2, and 3 (Johnny walking into the house, Johnny and Lisa in bed, and Johnny getting out of bed, respectively) totaled to 44 days. So you’re correct, and we still have 5 days to go.

Day 81 was the same line just without the “Well,” in front of it.

grassroots

My sides.

Obviously the newest Intel is the 13th generation

Erm

You understand why advertising when it isn’t clearly labeled as such is worse, right?

Your punishment is already that you can’t healthily enjoy the company of a woman and that you can’t post anything other than unfunny boomer Facebook memes; what else do you want?

But Mom would be sad! :(

Nuclear weapons didn’t prevent Ukraine.

If you know even a single thing about Ukraine’s history as an independent country, you know this comment is completely braindead and oozing with irony.

“WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY, CEELO?! T’D YOU DO WITH FUCKING MONEY?!”

Since I missed the post two days ago and wasn’t at my desktop with the screenshots yesterday, I decided to bundle three posts into one day for Super Bowl Sunday! 🥳 (This didn’t really happen to me, by the way; I just wanted something darker today.)

thank mr skeltal

But the question is: how would a mosquito that develops this trait have an easier time reproducing? Assuming it reproduced and had quite a few offspring, would that collective group of thousands of mosquitoes have an easier time reproducing? It wouldn’t, because humans don’t have some kind of vision that tells them the mosquito won’t make them start itching 5 minutes later or whatever, by which point the mosquito is long gone. Even if they did, they’d still smack it upon noticing it, because it carries deadly diseases and is an annoying insect.

The itch doesn’t begin until well after the female mosquito gets her food and leaves, so what reproductive advantage does it give to that specific mosquito over the others to make the itch not happen at all? The answer is “none”.

Not only can they not be trusted to leave money on the table, but they can actively be trusted not to.

Sorry I didn’t go for the Melania Trump joke. I’m sure you’re all very disappointed.

Nice AI slop.