The great molasses flood of 1919. Killed 21 people and the streets of Boston smelled of molasses for years after, yet it’s never taught in our history books.

Yeah you really should have at least one alt account. Whether you want different content on your feed, want multiple votes on a post, or just want to post something you don’t want on your main it’s a great option.

I mean he probably should’ve waited until night

There’s a bunch in the Simpsons, but my favorite is probably them trashing Arby’s. I always thought marketing didn’t work on me until I started watching the Simpsons and mysteriously stopped liking Arby’s.

Yeah, I never learned about the great molasses flood in high school. You’d think stuff like that would be taught.

Username should be pretty self explanatory. If you still don’t get it you can either ask me or bravely run away.

finally take a swan dive down the stairs and break my neck.

Think you’d even be able to get his feet off the ground?