Good opportunity to staple the other half to the other side of the pole!

Australia: Nunya

Should’ve been a Trash icon

I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

Sumps for his Throne!!!

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Please, please let me be in a position to do this soon.

Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

A bloke at work wears a Technoblade shirt all the time, he lives on

Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Kickflip

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her

If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.

And then the car clapped

Looks like one of his book covers