I just know that saruman’s death was cut out on the theatrical release and was pissed. Like, that’s kind of important isn’t it??

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they’re either too big or too small for the present you’re wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

This better not apply to lotr

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

If our democracy even survives long enough for there to be a reset.

Ground beef and gravy over mashed potatoes. Simple and delicious. Open a cam of beans and you got a meal. Alternatively, ground beef and teriyaki sauce over rice.

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How do you feel about Stalin?

I obviously don’t know these people but I wouldn’t be surprised if one or both weren’t 100% on board, but think it’s worth it to date her. If that’s true, it’ll explode sooner or later. If they’re all completely content, then fuck it. Weirder situations have happened.

If I were op I’d probably ask if she’s sure they are cool with it and not hoping for monogamy later down the road to save her the pain of losing one or more close friends, but teenage boys aren’t exactly known for expressing their feelings.

Ah yes, the zero state solution.

They’re bleeding money! Tens of dollars per hour!

I love Bic but those particular ones have never done well for me.

Romanpilled

If you make your car fart on purpose, hopefully yes.

Close enough.

Only one of mine jumps up there and it’s usually to make loud demands as we walk by.

And if they were to file a police report because they were mysteriously smashed, they’d get in trouble for illegal modification, yes?

We have a runt who barely weighs 7 pounds but eats like a fatass. When I do the rounds filling bowls, she follows me to eat the absolute freshest food just placed.

Are they still neon? I would’ve thought led was more common. Either way thank you for the work you do.

Don’t need one. The amount of times I’ve had to explain how fucking tax brackets work, I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers were even more skewed towards the wrong answer.