To be fair, I don’t think I could come up with a more american sandwich than that.

Second-hand it’s pretty funny, until it’s not.

Y’all USAians can’t even become nazis without putting the blame on foreigners smh my head

So it’s a narc, but if you’re racist

It’s always the ones you most expect

That’s why me and my friend Saddam have been hiding deep underground. We still haven’t found a way to block neutrinos yet, but I’ll keep everyone posted.

With checks and balances, of course. Our infallible forefathers planned this flawless 2-party system and I won’t hear anything else from you commie propagandists

Is it supposed to be someone else wearing a Trudeau mask? Cause that’s what it looks like

Well, we’re waiting.

🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳 THESE COLORS DON’T RUN 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

I was calling them terrorists

Nah, the Romans had free public utilities and entertainment.

Both are poisoned with lead, though

If a casino puts up a sign saying they’re working on rigging every game in favor of the mobsters and pimps who know the owner and hired a guy to throw shit at the ceiling, I wouldn’t be going there either.

Are we about to delve into the legal status of squat cobbler

It’s only the most american thing if it happened in front of a Wendy’s where a hate crime just happened

You’re into some weird shit but I respect it

Hey, at least give discredit where it’s due, the brits are the ones who started it.

Musk will go as well to mourn all the good man who died trying to take the city

On one hand, I wouldn’t trust the US with anything. On the other hand, there’s a pretty good chance whatever they keep that data on catches on fire or has a plane fall on it.

Call me a hopeless optimist, but maybe, just maybe, the next time they start calling something a security risk, we’ll get less people parroting this same bullshit.

What do you mean, “Deepseek”?