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Cake day: October 1st, 2024

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.nettoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldWelp
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    1 day ago

    Is Saturday Night Live on this weekend? I hope they open with Musk the night before, practicing in front of a mirror. “First I’m gonna sieg heil, then twirl, then sieg heil again, then recite the Fourteen Words. No… maybe just salute, then do a HALF turn, then only HINT at the 14 words… People will get it!”



  • Imagine suddenly you no longer exist, poof, from one day to the next there is no more you.

    On the last day I’d throw a big party. Then as my time approached I’d say: “Attention everyone! There’s something I never told you. My real name is Sergius of Proxima Centauri! I come from another planet! And it is now time for me to beam up to my spaceship. Somebody film this please…” Then I’d sit in a full-lotus position til I disappeared.

    No, seriously, I’d just double-check my will and give away most my personal stuff, then go on living like always.