If I might add also for: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

There’s a saying in my language that fits this situation perfectly: “Tja.”

Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.

That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…

Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

They only come with a left turn signal by default. It’s to indicate you’re too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.

Happy international cat day :)

Twice. (So far)

“Bring in three and get a gun for free!”

Maybe that actually makes it playable. But who am I kidding?

Sometimes there’s a cat in the inner yard of my apartment building. It even rolls on it’s back to let me rub her belly. This made my entire shitty week two weeks ago.

Do this until you run out of customers, rebrand, start again. Rinse and repeat.

Help me stepbro, I’m stuck.

Only kind of aura I experience is from migraines.

Y’all need some fiber.

I’ve seen roadkill that’s more appealing.

Brother eww.

Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I’m shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?

Wtf? Is this the outcome of growing up with helicopter parents or where are those trust issues coming from?

Tarrare, no!