The world is so fucked no amount of coffee and cigarettes help anymore. Ketamine on the other hand…

Are you, by any chance, showering with hot water? It’s said that warmer/hotter water dries out the skin more.

I’m not your friend, dude.

Always can add some brown sauce.

It just felt comfy at that time. And I was tired… so tired.

Even Melania. Especially Melania, probably.

I think it’s called whack-a-mole

Still some around in the metalcore scene.

Still someone has to clean the mess and I don’t want to traumatize them. Same with jumping off bridges or buildings.

Nah, I prefer methods that don’t inconvenience others.

Good. Finally some people are taking action, even if it might be a whee bit uncomfortable.

If I might add also for: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

There’s a saying in my language that fits this situation perfectly: “Tja.”

Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.

That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…

Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

They only come with a left turn signal by default. It’s to indicate you’re too slow driving with 200 km/h on the left lane and they want to overtake.

Happy international cat day :)

Twice. (So far)

“Bring in three and get a gun for free!”