https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Stewart

Read the section “Stock trading case and conviction”

But… it’s the good cholesterol!

^Isn’t it?^

🤷‍♀️

Well, I mean… who hasn’t jerked off to a badass like Ripley?

There used to be a requirement of giving equal air time to opposing opinions - that was one of the earlier things Republicans successfully targeted. I’ve no idea how to make that work with the virtually unlimited possible sources available today.

But which is the sweeter one?

I’m NOT cleaning the inevitable mess when shit gets stuck to that, and gets deposited back all over their rear end (and everywhere they go) as this “fashion accessory” bounces around.

How true. I find the only way I can feel relatively normal anymore is to try to tune out news of what’s happening in the world around me. Unfortunately, I’ve spent so much of my life paying attention that I find myself unable to hold onto that blissful ignorance for very long.

That can only lead to dangerous places. Like The Three Stooges…

EDIT: sigh Guess I’m the only one who caught the Short Circuit reference… r/fuckimold

Hate to be “that guy,” but it’s mildly amusing/concerning that both instances of the “crypt.fyi” links in the body text are not secure (i.e. “http” instead of “https”).

No, they only stipulated that human life hadn’t been eradicated (yet) - the question itself didn’t mention humans.

Sorry, no - you are likely confusing me with a Romulan due to the fact my time of Pon Farr is approaching.

Shades of r/confusingperspective

How do you know they’re not Romulans?

OP didn’t specify “human” life…