Sam, The Man

Joke? Bernard Montgomery Sanders is the most effective political assassin in a century!

That’s why he so sleepy eepy 😴

Your Joke has been noted and filed. You’re on a Second Strike, citizen. One more and we’re sending you to @hexbear.net.

Doesn’t matter, god bless 'em, they’re American through and through*.

*As in, I’d Fuck over my neighbor for a shit sandwich.

I love the theremin! This is one of my favorite duets.

Yes, but he likes the look and he’ll be back for a sick arm sleeve 🤘

“Good” I’m not sure, but this is “a” link here There’s also a Medium article with an opposite stance *edit for formatting

Yeah the CEO praised Trump’s business acumen specifically while “remaining neutral”. This has led people to believe their policies aren’t as waterproof as they claim.

Skill issue

Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.

He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.

-…his mother was completely consumed by robotic bees. So it goes.

It’s little long, but I’d love this screed as a back tattoo

Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏

o7 we’re doing our part (by wiping ourselves out so you don’t have to)

I’m terrified now. But, you know, egg prices or whatever-…