I’ve seen bacon and eggs fabric, that’s what she’d wear for this trip!

We weren’t super angry at him, it was more a “you can’t do that here, we don’t want the internet suing us. Cause they’d sue us, not you” and he did stop, we never got a letter again.

We once got a letter from our isp because someone who was at our dnd game night was using our internet to download shit without telling us so that was fun.

He stopped when we showed him the letter (he was the only guy with a laptop so it had to be him at the time)

No, you’re allowed to bad mouth left turns at all times, they suck ass. We just ask you remember more exists than the shore and the north.

Also a sacrifice to the jersey devil wouldn’t be remiss, yah know.

Oh, then I’m defective because all I want to do is bake and nap with a cat. Are you sure I’m a terminator and not like…a cast off terminator that they sent back purely to get rid of me??

I only remembered ones name, and turns out he is gay (didn’t know that at the time, he had girlfriends) and is now married, living in nyc as some kind of banker type so good for him?

I am extremely uninterested in reading the future!

Also more importantly I can only count to four in German. So I suspect I might struggle with the book.

I think we just cut the food budget in a third so… that’s nice. Undetected? What are they going to do, calculate how much a single household should eat, then drag the three of us away when we aren’t eating the right amount?

Oh they might now. They’re horrible beings. Guess I’ll eat some when out to put on a show.

Good song. Creator is active on mastodon as well. Sometimes streams on twitch.

Yeah, I’m getting back into gardening despite the whole being yelled at to help garden as a kid! Also if the plants die, when I cry over them, I won’t be told I’m being melodramatic!

Everything. My brain holds onto grief like a dog holds onto a squeaky toy.

She adapted extremely quickly when she realized she could go under the blankets and sleep next to the human! A hot water bottle just for HER? Amazing, A+, thank you human we nap every day now understand? I agreed. We nap.

Yes! According to her previous owner, she was not tipped, she came home with the ear hanging off, shook it, and it flew off.

She was an outdoor cat, so my theory is, someone grabbed her to neuter her, saw she was neutered, and tipped her so she wouldn’t be grabbed again. Either way, she’s an indoor only cat now! She’s happy, indoor has extremely nice beds to be cozy in!

I’ve never used a dating app, but I like this photo of her!

It’s miserable in this internet, we gotta go back!

No no, neither of us is evil! We shared an imaginary evil triplet though. Easy to not know!

And yes, the kitten is smart. Except when she isn’t! She’s always a very good cat, the best at being a cat!

I am not her pet, I am her caretaker according to her. I’m here to make sure she’s happy, healthy, and cozy, in one of those orders. She likes me! I also know she likes anyone who will get her a treat.

Except my identical twin. My identical twin is very very scary, you see. So scary to little cats.

(The kitten is a dingus)

I accept my cats love me because I give them things they like.

I get to nap with a kitten, and the kitten gets a human water bottle.

Surprisingly I’ve never had a cat that begs for human food. They’ll like it, but they’ll wait to be given it. The kitten has her own plate for treats and waits there if she really wants something. It doesn’t always work and she accepts that.

It’s the flour, generally. Although rice is now fine. I mean rice has been fine for a few years. It really depends on sect and how observant you are.

I don’t keep kosher nor kosher for passover. I’ll make sure food I prepare for mother for seder is good, but once I get home I’m eating a very normal pizza and pasta cause they’re cheap.

Also kosher for passover cakes are horrific, just make a flourless torte. Or something. Charoset is delicious as a dessert.