No I can’t. I signed an NDA.

I don’t believe that for 1 millisecond.

Spez won’t be able to stop himself from enshitifying reddit in any way he can to appease those VC pump&dump scammers he’s spent the last decade ruining reddit for.

I honestly don’t know. But it happens occasionally. Not sweating it yet. But a slow creep of redditfication is showing a bit.

No that wasn’t me. Stupid Automod bullshit in here.

I used the word “ibtch”. Flip the 2 first letters.

removed please. We’ve just watched a failed game show host president destroy a century of US Economic Hegemony because the stupid son of a removed doesn’t know how tariffs work and half the country is cheering him on.

You cannot win this one. Don’t waste your time.

Because we’re stupid. Like on an institutional, industrialized level of just dumb motherfuckers. Intentionally so as a policy choice by our government.

It could literally be the cure to all foodborne illness and half this country would be howling like rabid baboons about how it’s unnatural and it morphs the DNA of the irradiated item so that it it gives you super aids and makes you transgender.

Don’t waste your time worrying about us. We’re breathtakingly fucking stupid and arrogantly proud of it. Just let us die. Little of value will be lost.

quaso

Is it illegal to Nelson laugh while pointing at swasticar enjoyers and calling them dorks?

No? Then this is all a waste of time. I shall continue doing so unabated.

John Hagee is still alive so probably. And that other one. Tall stringy fucker. Looks like an evil Mister Rogers in a suit. Charles Stanley I think his name is.

That is literally the plan. It’s why Israel has nukes. Those open secret nukes everyone knows about that don’t officially exist.

Edit - Its why we’re so antagonistic towards Iran. The psychos want to bait Iran and Israel into full scale war hoping one of them will kick start the apocalypse.

Because it has to be destroyed the right way at the right time. Cuz “Prophesy” and shit. There’s shit that needs to happen first. Like a big fancy temple has to be built.

If Israel was destroyed before that they’d have to start this whole colonial project over again.

Evangelical Christianity is a death cult predicated on Israel’s existence and eventual destruction.

All those Christian “friends of Israel” long to see every Israeli dead. Because that means the end of the world. White Jesus comes back. A horn is blown. World War ending specifically in fire. Not a flood this time cuz God pinky swore not to.

And everyone except for 144,000 of the most insane Christians is damned to hellfire for all eternity. Jebus rebuilds heaven on Earth.

That’s the whole story. From an Exvangelical who was raised in this snake-fuckingly crazy nonsense.

Become a blacksmith. I’d make all sorts of things.

And a welder. And a tool and die man.

I’d work with metal. And at some point I’d make a point to learn glass blowing because it’s cool.

I plan to be the jerking guy at Vesuvius if the nukes fall.

I refuse.

Joking here but your comment made me think of this so I’m posting it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/v4Gg-9n6i7s

He should metamorphose into a skeleton.

“The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you’re happy. But you don’t really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It’s only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that’s what happiness felt like.”

-Conrad Kellogg. Fallout 4.

Because he’s evil. And the pope publicly gave him a lecture. Made him look smaller than he already did.

Vermin Supreme.