The Art of Extortion.

When a dumbass meet another dumbass…

Dude just can’t help himself. Gotta open his mouth and dropkick his own throat.

All because he fucked up.

It’s a threat. To your security. To your data. To you in general.

Millennium Challenge 2002.

That’s when we learned that low tech can beat high tech in this manner.

Did they learn the lesson at DOD? Of course not. They demoted the guy who won and made him play out a cosplay battle where America Wins!

Good Christians busting out the calipers?

I am shocked. Shocked I say.

Now now. Let him cook.

I’m perfectly fine with hanging every living current or former US President for their many various war crimes.

Imagine how good the next president would be if he or she had to step over 5 or 6 corpses to get the job.

Hey kids. Wanna see an unregistered firearm?

I was born flatfooted. I’d make my feet and legs normal.

Me: “I’ve tried everything I am physically capable of trying short of anorexia. Ive tried to walk. Ive tried lifting weights. I’ve even starved myself. 200 calories every other day for 3 months. Nothing works. I think I may have a legitimate medical issue”

Doctor: “Drink water and walk. Thatll be $250.”

Me:

Legalize it. There are no cons.

Well there is technically one. And it’s the only reason it’s illegal anywhere. And that is that Big Pharma can’t monopolize it for profit.

Edit - keep downvoting. You know I’m right. Pharma lobbyists bribing corrupt politicians. It’s the exact same reason the IRS can’t just tell us how much we owe or are owed. Base, rank corruption.

When people say Communism had never been tried it’s because communism is the end goal. It’s the place we want to get to. A stateless, moneyless, classless society where everyone is truly equal. That’s the ideal.

And Socialism is how we get there. Socialism is a scientific method of governance. It’s not the insanity of “free-markets” nor is it the dictate of an autocrat. You need hospitals. You put the force of govt behind building hospitals and staffing them. You have a giant landmass so you need mass transit. You don’t twiddle your thumbs waiting for the market winds to blow just right. You invest in building it. Because you need it. Because it’s good for your people.

Everyone is stealing your data and selling it. Feeding it into AI. Building profiles on you to better send you ads.

Yes. Literally every company. There’s no regulation so to them it’s free money.

Soon as Chump took office the moderation flipped. It was open and handled well. Now if you call a corrupt politician an asshole you get a violation.

Talk about Palestine get a violation. Critical of the Chump regime get a violation.

Chow somehow inserted himself fully up Chumps ass on like Jan 22. TT hasn’t been the same since.

No I can’t. I signed an NDA.

I don’t believe that for 1 millisecond.

Spez won’t be able to stop himself from enshitifying reddit in any way he can to appease those VC pump&dump scammers he’s spent the last decade ruining reddit for.

I honestly don’t know. But it happens occasionally. Not sweating it yet. But a slow creep of redditfication is showing a bit.

No that wasn’t me. Stupid Automod bullshit in here.

I used the word “ibtch”. Flip the 2 first letters.

removed please. We’ve just watched a failed game show host president destroy a century of US Economic Hegemony because the stupid son of a removed doesn’t know how tariffs work and half the country is cheering him on.

You cannot win this one. Don’t waste your time.

Because we’re stupid. Like on an institutional, industrialized level of just dumb motherfuckers. Intentionally so as a policy choice by our government.

It could literally be the cure to all foodborne illness and half this country would be howling like rabid baboons about how it’s unnatural and it morphs the DNA of the irradiated item so that it it gives you super aids and makes you transgender.

Don’t waste your time worrying about us. We’re breathtakingly fucking stupid and arrogantly proud of it. Just let us die. Little of value will be lost.