I plan to be the jerking guy at Vesuvius if the nukes fall.

I refuse.

Joking here but your comment made me think of this so I’m posting it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/v4Gg-9n6i7s

He should metamorphose into a skeleton.

“The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you’re happy. But you don’t really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It’s only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that’s what happiness felt like.”

-Conrad Kellogg. Fallout 4.

Because he’s evil. And the pope publicly gave him a lecture. Made him look smaller than he already did.

Vermin Supreme.

Whatever you think is a fair price. Double it. Then negotiate down.

Say you’re open to negotiate. If you’re firm about the price and add shit like “I know what I got” you won’t even get an offer because people will just assume you’re an asshole and won’t want to deal with you.

Post the price. “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it” holds true most of the time.

I saw a video of that once.

There’s no going back from that. If you’ve seen it, well… you’ve seen it.

New incel lore recently dropped.

It’s now gay to have sex with women.

So what im hearing is never buy an LG TV. Got it.

Couldn’t have been. Me and him killed a case of cerveza at my crip that night.

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

The 14 Words: The New Generation.

Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

Beans and rice in 5 gallon food safe buckets.

Same with all staple foods. Flour, cornmeal, oil, salt, etc.

Gorram it I knew this post made me think of Firefly for some reason.

https://screenrant.com/firefly-swear-word-guide-gorram/

Frack. Dank Farrik. Sleemo. Kriff.

Here’s a dictionary of them. - https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Fictional_English_curse_words

Between $3 and $4 per pound for chicken breasts here.

The ultimate defense against hacking is low tech storage. Tape is stable. As long as you keep magnets away from it.

Not even Elons Incels could get at that data.