Pistcow

Nah- Department of Justice

Fair enough.

Honestly, the whole region would be within their right to leave the place a pile of ash.

Gestures Broadly

Jesus

Remember when the founding fathers held a peaceful protest in Boston and the British were like, “Woah, we better Bach the fuck up”?

Probably a distraction from insider trading or something ultra fucked up.

Yeah, but what if all the children were Hitler?

While they WFM (work from mansion).

Mail sorter for a company I worked for uses Windows 3.1.

My parents ancient HP from 1997, I sold the motherboard with popped capacitors for $250. I informed the buyer of the condition and he said he didn’t care, he’d fix it, but they needed it for some legacy hardware their company functioned on.

My signature move will be face biting.

Shit, stop any forced update.

Had an update this weekend that turned my Android environment I’ve been used to for 15ish years into an iPhone. Wtf, if I wanted an iPhone I’d buy an iPhone.

Do a back flip

The children… they crave the mines.

I do think that’s weird.

I did get a vasectomy though.

Your referencing a what if video? There’s a reason why Wilson was elected 4 times, bro.

I mean, Reagan was the starting domino that got us here.

Ditto. My TV is 6 years old and looks as good as the day I bought it and better than ANY and ALL LCD tech I’ve seen. I used to he a sales assistant for an LCD company. Sssssooo $7k LCD looks like shit side by side to a 2019 OLED.

And OLED won’t go anywhere unless something as revolutionary comes around. LCD is for the poors, and I’ll never go back.