Backup account
The word you’re looking for is “coincidence.” Humans are literally pattern recognition machines; we’ll see patterns in random noise if we look long enough. People finding meaning in patterns they see and can’t explain is pretty natural. It becomes problematic, though, when we do have explanations for things and those explanations are ignored.
Ahhh… You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏
Just on my Lemmy.World account. Pawb is down for maintenance while they clone the database and move things around today. The display name is still Kolanaki, tho.
The only reason the GOP wants babies to be born instead of aborted is so they can fuck them.
Twist: she really was just a Polish girl into the fediverse who needs money for college and is now wondering why every single instance she has an account on has banned her.
That or maybe she’s also the guy posting about his dad running a pedo site on the dark web.
You can’t see it, but I am giving you an absolutely fierce Care-Bear Stare!
sigh does it at least come with ranch or peanutbutter? Celery is better with one of those.
My two dogs. Kona and Loki. I just combined them, but accidentally put an A where an O should have been and just went with it.
Ko Lo Na Ki
So, uh… You gonna trade me a better machine for my current one, Microsoft?
Only needed because those tacos are gonna be $80 if you order them through DoorDash.
That piano riff. You know the one.
Make sure to clean before and after use.
Nah, I don’t have a smart dryer so there’s no way it’s on Tumblr.
Chronicle back brain
Yeah that sounds like a you problem. Most people use it to just mean “ok.” But I mean, if you said “mom just died 😭” and you get “👍” as a reply, that one’s probably rude.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Fry them, scalloped, julienned too.