My dream:

In every city and town, local horticulture and landscaping shops would have hearty grass alternatives, a combination of plants selected from the local biome, that could withstand moderate foot traffic and don’t require replanting every year.

I’ve never actually seen any horticulture shops offer such a seed package, granted I haven’t really been looking since I don’t have a house.

You had a thing for that green gorilla fish thing and still got 97% vanilla???

I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.

Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journey

Ah, I see you’re a Canadian of culture, too

Can you imagine being the hamster?

Like you think you got some food or something for your nest, and you being it back, and suddenly this magic force attaches you to the cage.
I wonder if the hamster knew it the force came from the thing in it’s mouth, or if it thought some unfathomable invisible being just reached out and stuck it there.

Aren’t there whole studies on how they’ll do exactly that?

A good time 😏

It varies by keyboard

Probably that I’m pedantic, periodically.

(The irony being that it’s using the loose definition rather than the literal definition of “periodically”, although it’s still in the dictionary)

He isn’t wrong. Your bucket of bolts is gonna rattle tf apart on that road.

No matter how much pasta you make, you’re obligated to eat it in a single sitting.
This is the way.
This is the way I die.

I’m pretty happy with Voyager. It’s not perfect but it’s good

Kinda.
Ignoring the pedantic take that nearly every website is a saas.
And the slightly less pedantic take that every interactive website is a saas

If your website is an app that does a thing that a user wants, it’s a saas.
Your website just does mpeg to gif transcoding? That’s a saas. Online text editor? SaaS. Online tamagotchi? SaaS.

If it doesn’t scale to the number of users who want or need to use it, then it’s not a very good SaaS. But SaaS it is.

What makes it “working”, is that the Software part of Software as a Service, is available as a Service.

The service doesn’t have to scale to a million users. It’s still a SaaS if it has one customer with like 4 users.

Is this a pedantic argument? Yes.
Are you starting a pedantic fight about the specific definition of SaaS? Also yes.

Lol they don’t need scaling and redundancy to work. They just need scaling and redundancy to avoid being sued into oblivion when they lose all their customer data.

As a full time AI hater, I fully believe that some code-specialized AI can write and maybe even deploy a full stack program, with basic input forms and CRUD, which is all you need to be a “saas”.

It’s gonna suck, and be unmaintainable, and insecure, and fragile. But I bet it could do it and it’d work for a little while.

I hope this is satire 😭

This is a boomer ass take

I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble

Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭

Imo we should go a step up from that:

Communities should define their own categories, and identify certain categories as CW.
Then clients could opt to auto-hide/blur those categories, and provide per-category overrides.

Last time I tried to post something, using voyager, I didn’t even see the option to flag as NSFW, idk if it’s community specific or if this client simply doesn’t support it.