Porto881

Ah, heard. Maybe cat crate and ask a neighbor to watch them? Book a motel and smuggle them in for the day?

If you’ve not seen In a Violent Nature yet, you should.

I’m confused about your second paragraph but what’s wrong with a crate? Assuming it’s just for a few hours, this shouldn’t be too bad. Otherwise, lock them in the bathroom? A closet (with a light)?

Could’ve used a proofread

frankly, these parasites simply had it coming

One of the best pieces of advice I got on my writing was to take out 2/3 of my -ly words.