Damn, beat me to it. But these sort of incorrect statements on posts are usually intentional to drive engagement

And I’ve been saying that for DECADES

Woman

Hahaha best dad response ever

9 words

Wondering into the endless sunset,

Stumbling time and time again

YIKES.

Context? I have no idea who this is

Farted, pants felt heavy. If farts don’t weigh anything, then it must have been more than a fart

Could be unrelated, beans have been funny since before either of these existed

Yep. And it’s more about socioeconomic class than anything else. And that’s more determined by generational wealth than anything else. And that’s more influenced by land ownership than anything else. And that all goes back to who was allowed to own land hundreds of years ago.

Fuck Kanye

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The latter

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Evil

Probably a large ice cube, or a piece of candy meant to be sucked not chewed.

Good point, I’ve actually used all those payment methods myself as well

It’s entered manually, usually at the end of the shift. It’s standard for most, if not all restaurants in the United States

Nope, he did that to himself trying to attack the other kitty. Not betrayal, KARMA!!