Anyone ever seen Nightbreed?

Hari Seldon is the Batman of sci-fi and his back-up plans for every contingency are plot-armour bullshit.

Really out of the short days bullshit by this point. Good luck northern hemispherers lol

You just suffer then.

A few of my friends refuse to believe that a mutual friend who was my neighbour at uni was and is black and had family members visit from Jamaica. He was very white passing though.

Problem solved

Uncle Tom transitioned to Aunty Tom.

If you were invisible, would food matter that was inside your body but not of your body be invisible, or would it appear to float in mid air? Also, at what point would it count as processed enough to be part of you and invisible? E.g. would elements of the blood be visible; what about fecal matter? Or is the cut-off when these things pass through the ring of your mouth and sphincter?

They call it gas though.

Weird toadman dressed as a used car salesman.

I have a toolbox compartment for these.

That can’t be true - Lemmy is 90% anime lesbian comics.

The ghost of your grandmother trying to communicate where she hid the family gold through your tuxedo doofus.

This guy internalised Advanced Race Theory.

He started as Shaun and adopted the Irish spelling for his stage name.

Prince Andrew, for instance, famously does not sweat.

A lot of the best Dashcam Owners of Australia videos involve t-bones. Ouch.

Weirdly easy to navigate in person. You just go where you want to go.

Whatever the fuck the double roundabout of no escape under the Mancunian Way is supposed to be.

You don’t have to justify buying a PC to your mum and dad because it can do Word anymore lol