The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.

Absolute snorkle.

Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!

“Death tax” energy.

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

Yum, Creme Brulee.

Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.

This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.

The most freedom-loving people on the planet gonna rise up against the provocations of this blatant tyranny any second now…

I mean, now…

The wrong kind of hatred against Jews. Basic QAnon style blood libel will be protected speech, of course.

I did the same, back during COVID lockdown. I think my body just started producing endorphins, because I stopped taking the painkillers and was totally at peace while everybody lost their minds over the isolation. I played The Outer Wilds and accepted that everything must end.

WE GOT HIM!

It occurred to me that everybody uses “Nazi” as a shorthand for psychopathic authoritarianism, but no living generation actually knows what it was like to live through that (disclaimer: obviously there are countries that had this the whole time). This time we’ll actually see the “I didn’t vote for this” voices gradually disappear from the internet and at the end we’ll have a new name for this.

This is therapy. if I could just drop out of everything for 29 days I’d come back refreshed and Zen as fuck.

Are umpires electric?

Fuckboy

That’s some great catting.

Could just be a regular necromancy zombie.