Bonus, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow

Or ever again.

You’re never leaving.

Still time to send them on some luxury vacations, I hear they like those!

Lol, I just got flamed in a Lemmy.ml community for condemning this shit

“Is that guy diddling himself in public?”

See?? Totally different!

How this usually goes:

1. Introduce new controversial feature

2. Backlash

3. Postpone deployment

4. Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc

5. Deploy product regardless

6. Enshittification complete (Until next time!)