My eScooter weighs 42 pounds.

A 28 pound motor that’s 750 kW?

Holy fuck.

That’s power density straight out of science fiction

Got in 4.21 seconds, my ceiling caved in because a helicopter dropped a pallet of money onto my house

After paying for repairs of the roof the money is gone

Fickle pigeon!

My mentor always said: “If you are the smartest person in the room, you need to find another room”

I always remembered that

Also: You described Plato’s Philosopher King

Black cat, best cat

I had one

Best :)

I had a bunch of Trek Nerds living near me it seems:

Enterprise-D

Borg Cube

Deep Space Nine

Federation Satelite or something

It was wild

Looks like there’s some other Factor X (in orange) not accounted for in the data.

Y’know, like, rich parents, stable household, access to resources, and opportunities, etc

You probably have ADHD, OP

Oh man, what a headache, it feels like I just got shot in the head a bunch of times and then thrown off a cliff.

What were we arguing about?

Not to mention completely useless

Oh you fucker, you put the bullseye on Italy which has my favorite cuisine and are forcing me to choose which part!

You have uh… that’s the best summary I’ve ever seen.

You are absolutely correct.

I personally can, but that’s because my empathetic response is unusually overblown.

My failure as a benevolent dictator would actually be becoming too detached from ordinary problems, so I’d need to have consistent town hall meetings where ordinary people could redress grievances, petition for aid and so on.

At that point it goes back to being a normal government, since the (un)elected official is trying their best to do the people’s bidding while remaining accountable.

I used a flip/dumbphone for most of my teenage and high school years.

It’s like asking what would make me go back to having a DOS computer and playing Wolf3D after being in full body virtual reality with Half Life Alyx.

This is like putting up a tall fence to obscure the view of your neighbors and being surprised they don’t cease existing on the other side

You don’t want to just block users, you want to unilaterally ban them

There’s a difference between fair and just

Yeah but that’s like $15 in Etsy credit

But the bard’s song will remain 🎵

Cool comic, but to answer this question honestly, I technically don’t have “enemies”, if at all possible in my power, I avoid conflict until it’s unavoidable.

The few times that the situation has occurred in the comic, it’s always been terrible, and you’re missing the injuries of the protagonist as well: one man dies on the field, the other dies in the field hospital.

Dang. Invidious seems cool but it fails to load because it thinks I’m a bot.

No cat videos for me, I guess

Earnie obv

Now these are real lemmy hours

Btw, it’s all metal

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Me trying to wipe away the stray hair on my glossy smartphone screen in the third panel